Bjork Bjork Bjork!

This was honestly the first thing I came up with.

George's Birthday - Muppet Killer

Those of you with taste will recognize Muppet aficionado and New York Times bestselling cartoonist George O'Connor's version of Kronos, from his comic ZEUS.

As you might imagine, he's not fond of birthdays, or songs about same. Rowlf's just working a gig, man.

Sherlock Holmes: Muppet Reichenbach Falls

So the story goes, feeling constrained by his character's immense popularity, Sherlock Holmes creator Arthur Conan Doyle had him meet his end fighting arch nemesis Moriarty atop Reichenbach Falls in Switzerland (of course, eventually, he got better). Here I've recreated the scene with Muppet Sherlock Hemlock standing in for the great detective. Now you know where he disappeared to after those first few seasons of Sesame Street.