Monday, 4 October 2010

Monkey: Damn Dirty Ape or Why I Hate Chimps

Deep 6's very own west coast expatriate Leland Purvis chose today's theme, "monkey".


I have a complicated relationship with monkeys, or more specifically, apes. I like bonobos, I'm all about gorillas, and who doesn't love a good orangutan? But chimpanzees? Ick.

Any other large wild animal that you have the misfortune of having a run-in with, you can reasonably expect it to simply kill you. Tiger, bear, alligator-- they have the decency to kill and eat you. A chimp, on the other hand... if it's not eating your face and hands, it's pulling off your genitals and then leaving you alive. They suck.

btw, this is my second "chimp with a skull " piece I've drawn for Drawbridge. Here's the other.

5 comments:

  1. Your contempt for Pan troglodytes is apparent in every line.

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  2. You write real purdy like...
    Draw good too.

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  3. Don't worry George. . . I'm sure one day that chimp will be back to finish the job.

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  4. But if you dress chimpanzees up like little children, while they eat your face and hands, they sure are cute!

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