Penguins

Emperor Penguins

Emperor Penguins rock VERY hard! This is an animal that can dive to 535 m (1,755 ft) in search of food. Do they get decompression sickness? Nope! Do we understand why? Nope! They are also pretty much the best parents of any animal that exists.

Penguins

Penguins

If Samuel Jackson narrated "March of the Penguins" instead of "Farce of the Penguins" he could have helped those poor little marchers in ways that Morgan Freeman could NOT!

I wrote a Haiku about it:

Samuel Jackson
can confuse him with Freeman
Mace Windu help me