Earthday!

Earthday 2234!
We see here the famous
Commander Sharpie as she battles
the evil ALL CORP, who plan to harvest
the last remaining resources of a near
dead Planet Earth.

Okay, time for me to put the French fashion mag down.
Really.

Ipad vs. Kindle

Last received communication from Private Ligan.

Day 129 of the Ipad Kindle conflict.
March 29th, 2189
I've been separated from my platoon for
7 days now and survived 5 separate Kindle attacks.
I sent 4 of them to their maker, but the 5th one
still hunts me night and day.
Low on food...and free books to read...
Wait...something coming my way....

End transmission