Dr. Who!

Crikey!

Like George, I am not super-familiar with Dr. Who. Unlike George, I will make no apologies for it. A bushy-haired weirdo traveling through time in a telephone booth to fight garbage cans? sounds wack as hell, but a lot of people eat this show up so it must have some redeeming qualities. Maybe I'll pick it up when I get through the next 350 episodes of Naruto

The Penguin

Oh, you go, Batman. Go and beat the holy living crap out of your fearsome nemesis, the middle-aged, bird-obsessed, overweight dwarf in a tuxedo. Ooh, watch out! He's got an umbrella!

Maybe for an encore you can smash the face in of that skinny ass in the question-mark leotard, you big toughie you.

Penguin