uh, Simon Fraser and Hypothetical Island Escapee (from back when it was Hugs and Kisses) Steve Ellis, that is.
An explanation: For my birthday last year, Simon was part of a crew behind a short-lived joke to make me think that my birthday had been forgotten, and that the topic that day was actually "Unicorn"-- so that explains the unicornish part of my cartoon. The rest is explained by the fact that Scotsmen are skirt-wearing drunks who like to go commando. Also Simon drew me as an overweight little Satyr, so, clearly, revenge was in order. See? It all makes sense now.